A weekly 5 a side kickabout for MPs and staff is looking for new players of all ages and abilities. Men and women players welcome. Established in 1997, the ethos is fun and fair – we’re competitive but never dirty! Games are from 9 to 10am on Tuesdays, at Queen Mother Leisure Centre, Victoria. £5 a game (£3 for unwaged, eg interns, students), plus 90p entry for the leisure centre. Call or email Mark Allison to go on mailing list. 07980 559501 or email@example.com. It’s the best way to start your day!